No Worries If Not & Short Road Pizza have officially announced Shorts Weather!
Everyone's doing a shirt launch.
We're doing a shorts launch.
Our limited run 'Shorts Weather Shorts' are available for two weeks only and you can pre-order them right now!
Pre-order ends May 22nd.
We're only printing what we sell, so shorts will ship June 8th.
Soz about the wait ๐
No Worries If Not & Short Road Pizza have officially announced Shorts Weather!
Everyone's doing a shirt launch.
We're doing a shorts launch.
Our limited run 'Shorts Weather Shorts' are available for two weeks only and you can pre-order them right now!
Pre-order ends May 22nd.
We're only printing what we sell, so shorts will ship June 8th. Soz about the wait ๐
No Worries If Not & Short Road Pizza have officially announced Shorts Weather!
Everyone's doing a shirt launch. We're doing a shorts launch.
Our limited run 'Shorts Weather Shorts' are available for two weeks only and you can pre-order them right now!
Pre-order ends May 22nd.
We're only printing what we sell, so shorts will ship June 8th. Soz about the wait ๐







FAQ's
1. How long will it take for my shorts to arrive?
They're available to pre-order until May 22nd. We'll need a few weeks to get them ordered and printed, so we expect to be shipping w/c June 8th.
2. Why so long?
Literally have no idea if we'll sell 5 pairs or 50, so thought it better to see how many we sell and then get them made.
3. Forty quid for shorts?
I know, but the shorts themselves are a tenner, then it's twenty quid to print them, plus other admin bits. So we're only making a small amount really.
4. How do they fit?
They come up a touch on the smaller size, so if in doubt, go a size up.
5. Do they come in any other colours?
Not at the moment. In this drop it's just neon yellow/green.
6. Who's the hunk in the shorts?
That's Ugo. He's the founder of Short Road Pizza. We needed someone with great legs to model these shorts and Ugo has fantastic Italian legs. He's also made a special 'Shorts Weather' pizza, more info here.
FAQ's
1. How long will it take for my shorts to arrive?
They're available to pre-order until May 22nd. We'll need a few weeks to get them ordered and printed, so we expect to be shipping w/c June 8th.
2. Why so long?
Literally have no idea if we'll sell 5 pairs or 50, so thought it better to see how many we sell and then get them made.
3. Forty quid for shorts?
I know, but the shorts themselves are a tenner, then it's twenty quid to print them, plus other admin bits. So we're only making a small amount really.
4. How do they fit?
They come up a touch on the smaller size, so if in doubt, go a size up.
5. Do they come in any other colours?
Not at the moment. In this drop it's just neon yellow/green.
6. Who's the hunk in the shorts?
That's Ugo. He's the founder of Short Road Pizza. We needed someone with great legs to model these shorts and Ugo has fantastic Italian legs. He's also made a special 'Shorts Weather' pizza, more info here.





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